[STORY] My Life As A Yahoo Boy (Episode 2)

days at home after graduating from the secondary school, I was starting to get
bored at home. Therefore, my one and only companion was my phone. I do chat day
and night, 24/7 on my phone until that couldn’t satisfy my boredom, because
asking a girl out online became my easiest hobby. So on a fateful day I decided
to switch my tactics. Prior to the switching, I do have problem with data, I
wasn’t getting enough doe for my monthly sub, so I switched tactics by creating
a female 2go account.

 I checked in to Facebook and saw one Port Harcourt
girl profile, stole some couple of pix of hers, to use them as my display
picture for that account. I added most of my old school mates to the account. I
used the username “Mary Jane”. All my life I thought asking a girl out was easy
but sincerely making a guy ask you out is easier. I just chat with them for 2
hours, and the next thing you notice is them chatting nicely, caringly, chai
guys mehn, greater mumu, during those duration, I’d get up to #3000 worth
Of recharge card from those guys, all I took was a yes. On a fateful day I was
in the saloon normal normal to have my hair cut, it wasn’t my turn yet so I sat
on one of the chairs pressing my phone, I just saw some older guys typing hard
on their laptops like a person preparing a project report, I sha looked away
until the phone of one one them ringed and guess what, the guy changed voice ni
sharply on picking up the call, I had no choice but to take a look at them
again, the guy faked his voice to that of a girlish type, and he was speaking
fast English, I was like. Sho in this place na.
To Be

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